The “all good things must come to an end” edition
Bargnani – meh. Passable offensive game offset by some horrible defense most of the night. Trade him.
Bosh – at least he is on the bench, unlike some other highly paid athletes. Keep him.
Calderon – the turnstile was in full use tonight. Welcome to our paint, please make yourself at home. Trade him.
Graham – add another strong showing to his resume. Aggressive and looking to finish plays. Impressive. Keep him.
Humphries – nowhere to be found. Hide him on the IL and keep him.
Jawai – had a game similar to BC’s desire to bring a winning team to Toronto: not getting out of the gate. Trade him.
Kapono – told to fire at will, turns in a 10 of 15 night. Guess that style suits him. Keep him.
Moon – +21!!! +21!!! Sweet Lord Almighty, +21!!!! 11pts, 9boards, 4 assists and the goofiest grin in roundball history. Trade him.
O’Neal – I could rest my bag of nuts on the rim when he takes a layup and I’d be pretty sure they would never shake loose. If he hit 50% of his layups in a game, they could probably find Osama Bin Laden. Thankfully he was hitting his jumpers and his free throws. Keep him.
Parker – the heart of this team and the air which we breathe as a franchise. His determination and stellar defense wins us more games than we deserve. Keep him.
Solomon – anybody seen this guy lately? Was he the one driving that white bentley in LA this morning? Trade him.
Ukic – the equivalent of bringing a duck to a cockfight. Trade him.
Voskuhl – makes more money than you. Trade him.
Driving The Bus: Jermaine O’Neal
Under The Bus: Anthony Parker
- Linkage for Feb 10 8pm to Feb 11 7pm