Roll Call – Mar 13 vs Pistons

The “maybe they should have watched Syracuse” edition Banks – I wish for two things every morning when I awake: to roll over and see Eva Mendez lying next to me (sober, awake, and willingly (and I mean her)) and to have a full day without having to see Marcus Banks play basketball. Bargnani –… Read more »

Kyrie Irving

Linkage for Mar 12 2am to Mar 14 3am

Linkage for Mar 12 2am through Mar 14 3am: Hamilton leads Pistons past Raptors in OT Raptors push Pistons to OT, unable to close the deal Calderon sets record, but Raptors lose again Pistons extend Raptors’ slump CANOE — Not what he bargained for Ranking Raptor Draft Picks: #1 | Searching For ’93 <b>Raptors vs… Read more »


Top Ten Prophecies For Next Season

The men and women at the home-office in Athabasca, Alberta are working overtime. The category is Top Ten Prophecies For Next Season. The Raptors will have 4-7 new players and 4-7 new fans. Paper bags will replace jerseys as the best selling merchandise item. MLSE will officially change the meaning of ACC to “Armored Cash… Read more »


Rasheed to Drink Bosh’s Milkshake

Y.M.C.A.! This TSN2 debacle has been a blessing in disguise; since we were spared eye sores for many a game. I still curse Rogers and TSN2, but it is followed with a shrug. Misery continued in Philly on Wednesday for the Raptors, but you know what, she likes company, and her name is Detroit. The… Read more »