Raptors Republic: ESPN TrueHoop Network Blog
by Zarar Siddiqi August 20, 2012
I was not disappointed.
I’m gonna type “LOL!” so that everyone knows i just laughed.
Really not that funny…
The Raptors Republic is now under a coup.
I am the sole member and leader of said uprising.
Here are my terms:
1. Jonas Valančiūnas will release a musical track of the rap variety composed of gangster Lithuanian.
2. Andrea Bargnani will renounce all ties with pasta sponsors.
3. Terrance Ross will contractually agree to not grow nappy dreads then shave them off and join the Miami Heat.
My demands are non-negotiable and will be enforced as of January 3rd. If my terms are not met, I will refuse to buy ACC beer and may be forced to smuggle a mickey of appleton rum on my person to be later mixed with watered down fountain coca-cola.
Viva la revalucion.
@drizz I know a lot of ppl use the “lol” liberally in everyday conversation butI’m not one of them….I really just lol at your post
Greivis Vasquez - $13M/2yr deal - you like?
Somewhere Dwayne Casey is letting out a silent scream into the night as his beloved Salmon is being snatched away by a Hawk.
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