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You probably heard of SCHOENE – it’s that new thing that’s now the real way of how to measure players and teams. What’s that? You’re still using PER? WS/48? Haha, you probably got a VHS at home next to your typewriter. Get with the program, son, starting using SCHOENE. #feedthebrain

The Raptors, according to SCHOENE (pronounced ‘what now?’), are going to finish as the ninth seed this year. Read the whole story here. Peace out, or should I say SCHOENE OUT!

Team Wins (Rk) Playoffs Division Finals Champs
Miami 54.2 (4) 100.0 93.0 41.0 19.2
Chicago 50.5 (7) 99.2 38.9 30.1 12.1
Brooklyn 49.9 (8) 99.7 96.2 8.9 2.6
Indiana 49.7 (9) 98.8 29.5 8.9 2.6
Detroit 49.6 (10) 98.6 31.4 8.5 2.8
Atlanta 44.8 (12) 89.9 5.1 1.7 0.4
Washington 39.7 (18) 67.4 1.9 0.1 0.0
New York 37.5 (19) 45.5 2.4 0.2 0.1
Toronto 37.5 (20) 40.2 1.4 0.1 0.0
Cleveland 36.9 (21) 40.1 0.2 0.5 0.2
Charlotte 32.5 (24) 10.9 0.0 0.0 0.0
Milwaukee 32.0 (25) 8.1 0.0 0.0 0.0
Boston 28.0 (27) 1.5 0.0 0.0 0.0
Orlando 23.2 (28) 0.1 0.0 0.0 0.0
Philadelphia 21.8 (29) 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0