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Landry Fields will haunt your dreams forever.

I have this odd phobia of things that looks like humans, but aren’t humans. A partial list of transgressors: mannequins, clowns (don’t give me this clowns are people business) and wax figurines.

From time to time, when they pull out whacky costumes (which is always), Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga land on the list. Now, after seeing this video, I think I need to throw Landry on there as well.

Those cheers you heard at the end? Those are screams. Of terror.

[crotch grab: Josh Lewenberg]