Author Archives: AltRaps

In a flashback to days of yore, the 4th quarter kills us again. Bulls win 94-82, leading us to a 15-32 record.

A total collapse. So bad I think we can blame George Bush. 106-87, the Knicks take it and boot us down to 15-31.

An embarrassing swing mid-game saw us fall behind and never catch up. 107-103, the Cats beat the Raps and we should all be ashamed. Raptors fall to 15-30.

We entered the den and killed a grizzly with our bare hands. 114-110 the Raptors win in overtime, displaying why it’s important to practice free throws and in-bounding the ball. We are 15-29 and a Jeremy Lin injury away from the playoff hunt.

Our playoff hopes take a hit with the-man-we-all-wish-we-were takes it to the Raptors with 16 points, 21 rebounds and a 98-84 Nets victory. Our record drops to 14-29.

Hot In Cleveland is right…. Raptors pull off the mild surprise and take this one 96-88, taking us to 14-28 and leaving us 4 games out of the playoffs.

A nice sized lead, then a slugfest, then the usual fade in the 4th. Bucks win 105-99 and we slip to 13-28. Bright side: we still have more hopes of getting into the post season than the Leafs.

Slap me. Slap me again. Harder. Your Raptors seem to enjoy it, losing to the Pissed Ons 105-86. We are 13-27 and humiliated.

The Raptors pull out a win against a Western Conference team at home. No, really. Raps win 83-75 and “improve” to 12-25.

Grizzlies prove they are the better team down the stretch, taking it 102-99. 11-25 is the record of your favourite NBA team.