Lessons from Chris Rock
You know the worst thing about the Raps? Raps always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A Raps player will brag about some shit a normal player just does. A Raptor will say some shit like, "I grabbed that rebound." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? "We won against the New Jersey Nets!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed lose to the Nets, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!
Bring the Pain (HBO, 1996) http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Chris_Rock