While I realize you're joking here, I'm pretty sure I was one of the few people trying to calm people's expectations about DeRozan after the second half of last season. You know, during that time when he started getting compared to Kobe and those silly threads about how he's too good to ever want to re-sign in Toronto sprung up... We do this to ourselves just about every year.
Let's build up the next one to unrealistic expectations so we can unfairly tear him down at the first signs of adversity. Proceed... *bookmarks thread*
Carter = Air Jordan
Bosh = Garnett
Bargnani = Dirk
Calderon = Nash
DeMar & Sonny = Vince & T-Mac
JV = GOAT
Let the good times roll.
...Until 2012 opening tip off.