I know, i know. It's early and we have to make it through about 30 apocalypses and 18 Justin Bieber's and Drake's.
But, I have to say. I'm pretty excited for that raptors season.
I've done some extensive research and compiled a potential line-up;
C:Tall Black Guy
PF:Tall Black Guy
SF:Woody Harellson
SG:Ray Allen from He Got Game
PG:Liam Neeson
If Woody Harellson can defend larger 3's, then I think we have a good shot at the 6th seed. We gotta get rid of tall black guy-A for this team to be successful though.
#tradetallblackguyA
It's how coach Nazr Mohammed is using him.
How many 7-footers do you know who can drain a three like that? Neesen's the problem. He's been jacking up shots ever since he (eventually) got here. We need to trade him for a pass-first PG.
By 2021, Aaron Gray will be closing in on 40, and probably entering his prime of bench-sitting.
We will have signed a geriatric Derozan to a $25 trillion (adjusting for inflation) contract, and DJ 4 Korners will be the coach.
It's all tall black guy B's fault. He is too one dimensional and does nothing other than score.
He is a very inefficient scorer.
I also think coach john lucas III is a horrible offensive coach. His minute distributions are head scratching.
Oh man, im laughing too hard right now lmfaoQuote:
Thomas A. wrote:
It boggles my mind how Tall Black Guy C isn't getting more playing time. He is our future!
#FreeTallBlackGuyC
Its all Neeson's fault! He keeps on popping the basketballs because he's afraid the germans are going to use it against the jews!
Well, you see coach Scorsese just talked too fast for tall blavk guy a too handle.Quote:
Red and White wrote:
He kept saying "in,out,no, in closer,no wait! Zoom out! Now, go back in,i mean out,no, in,ya, in. No, out!"
Then Liam was all like "shoot!do it now! Quickly!now! There's no time!"
Woody was all like "bet me 50 bicks right now, i cant dunk!" then he misses and runs until he peucs to build up his endurance.
I don't know whst the hell hapoened to ray allen in he got game cause ive never seen that movie.
Tall black guy b fuckin od'd on coke and is in hospital.
I actually think we have a decent shot at 8th seed. Probably depends on whether or not short black guy 1a from Kansas city can stay healthy.
I dunno, the Seattle Hawks look pretty locked into the 8th seed....Quote:
Superchunk wrote:
Theyre going to be a 50 team league with 20 playoff spots up for grabs.
I think we can get the 9th seed. It all depends on how woody plays.