i think Lowry would, humbly, go with KLOE
In Masai we Trust.
Aaron Gray - "Sex Falcon"
Rudy's jersey could have "Gay" over the top and under the number 22 should be added "not that there is anything wrong with that."
"not this guy" killed me
I don't think there's anyone on our team right now that might garner a nickname. Guys get names because they're mentioned in the news a lot and are given a shorter moniker to refer them to. Others might have been infamous for something they did and get a name for that. I'm not sure that we have that right now. There might be some nicknames in the forums here because we're all fanboys, but realistically where you put something in and the general public (average fan) looks and says "Ha, that makes total sense."? I can't think of a single player on our team right now that would deserve that.
From what I understand, the nickname jerseys are just going to be used for the Heat and the Nets. So we don't really need to come up with realistic ones, just hilarious ones
Twitter - @thekid_it
Lowry - Captain KLOE
Gay - Clutch (it's what we hope he can be)
Derozan - DeRizen One (The Risen One sounds blasphemous but talking about his hops)
Amir - 'Mir (he plays that mirror defense)
Valanciunas - Valaciunasty
Acy - Pocket Aces
Novak - Trey (obvious reason)
Hansborough - Psycho T
Fields - Golden [fields]
Gray - Gandolf
Buycks - Tryke (short for tricycle)
Augustin - DJ remix
Daye - Light Knight
In the style of Chris Berman....
Rudy “Openly” Gay
Demar “we are together, de happier we’ll be” Derozan
Amir “I love pounding my” Johnson
Watch “yo own ass” Valanciunas
Steve “the obligatory white guy who can hit wide open 3s when left wide open” Novak
Tyler “don’t f**kin call me Psycho T” Hansbrough
Landry “Mrs” or “Misses” Fields
Aaron “White Charcoal” Gray
Dwight “riding the pine and the stationary” Buycks
DJ “EZ Rock” Augustin
Austin “Never see the light of” Daye
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