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    Quote MACK11 wrote: View Post
    well he can still get drunk but not drive anymore
    Maybe he should try to ride a bike?
    Buddy of mine had to have reconstructive surgery on half his face after he tried riding his bike when he was drunk... I DO NOT recommend it... at least not near train tracks...
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    Quote MACK11 wrote: View Post
    well he can still get drunk but not drive anymore
    Maybe he should try to ride a bike?
    He doesn't need to, if he lives in the same place like last year. It's like 2 minutes by walk from ACC

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    Those numbers are better then Roy "The All star?" Hibbert
    Man, Fuck Roy Hibbert.

    Ya, I said it.
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    Quote joey_hesketh wrote: View Post
    Buddy of mine had to have reconstructive surgery on half his face after he tried riding his bike when he was drunk... I DO NOT recommend it... at least not near train tracks...
    I lived in Holland for 2 years. People drink and ride ALL the time, because people ride their bikes friggin everywhere. I couldn't get used to it...I was always amazed at how easy it was for them, but then again, they spend a lot of time on their bikes from the time they're like 3 years old.

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    He doesn't need to, if he lives in the same place like last year. It's like 2 minutes by walk from ACC
    I'm picturing JV wandering around Maple Leaf square completely smashed singing some Lithuanian folk song ... it makes me laugh.
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    Quote joey_hesketh wrote: View Post
    Buddy of mine had to have reconstructive surgery on half his face after he tried riding his bike when he was drunk... I DO NOT recommend it... at least not near train tracks...
    I think Iv'e tried to ride a bike whilst being drunk but I dont really remember
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    Quote white men can't jump wrote: View Post
    I lived in Holland for 2 years. People drink and ride ALL the time, because people ride their bikes friggin everywhere. I couldn't get used to it...I was always amazed at how easy it was for them, but then again, they spend a lot of time on their bikes from the time they're like 3 years old.
    I don't think I'd be very good at it ... can't imagine I'd get very far. LOL
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    Quote joey_hesketh wrote: View Post
    I'm picturing JV wandering around Maple Leaf square completely smashed singing some Lithuanian folk song ... it makes me laugh.
    Joined by an equally smashed Rob Ford... with both men's arms draped over each others shoulders.

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    Quote consmap wrote: View Post
    Joined by an equally smashed Rob Ford... with both men's arms draped over each others shoulders.
    MACK, can we get a Photoshop of this please? Thanks.
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    Quote joey_hesketh wrote: View Post
    I don't think I'd be very good at it ... can't imagine I'd get very far. LOL
    Quote MACK11 wrote: View Post
    I think Iv'e tried to ride a bike whilst being drunk but I dont really remember


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    Quote joey_hesketh wrote: View Post
    MACK, can we get a Photoshop of this please? Thanks.
    Im not home right now ahahha
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    Quote joey_hesketh wrote: View Post
    I don't think I'd be very good at it ... can't imagine I'd get very far. LOL
    The thing that always got me is that they do it for all distances. I mean, they refuse to walk 30 minutes if they can bike in 5-10 minutes...but I'd rather walk for 30 then fall over on my bike and smash some body part, especially my face. And it rains so much...I hate riding in the rain. It's so unpleasant.

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    Quote white men can't jump wrote: View Post
    The thing that always got me is that they do it for all distances. I mean, they refuse to walk 30 minutes if they can bike in 5-10 minutes...but I'd rather walk for 30 then fall over on my bike and smash some body part, especially my face. And it rains so much...I hate riding in the rain. It's so unpleasant.
    Ya, when 'my face smashing into wet concrete' is in the "Possible Outcome" column, I generally nix it as an option.
    Last edited by Joey; Wed Apr 9th, 2014 at 11:09 PM.
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    Quote MACK11 wrote: View Post
    Im not home right now ahahha
    Please do it when you get home.
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    Quote joey_hesketh wrote: View Post
    Ya, when 'my facing smashing into wet concrete' is in the "Possible Outcome" column, I generally nix it as an option.
    But I can't ride a bike nearly as well as most Dutch....It's not unusual to see someone riding no hands, talking on the phone, with a giant package (like 50cm by 50cm) on their lap, and having no trouble whatsoever. I'd freakin kill myself.

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    Quote joey_hesketh wrote: View Post
    Man, Fuck Roy Hibbert.

    Ya, I said it.
    no way. he has such a cute french bulldog!

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    Quote iblastoff wrote: View Post
    no way. he has such a cute french bulldog!
    and massive bed!




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    Quote rocwell wrote: View Post
    and massive bed!



    Thats a pool filled with multiple beds looooooool
    On Russel Westbrook's Chances at Defensive Player of the Year:

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    Quote rocwell wrote: View Post
    and massive bed!



    That's pretty dope... I'll give him that.
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    Quote Nilanka wrote: View Post
    What do the holy books say on this matter? Let's go with that.
    The bronze and iron age tribesmen who wrote them could not prophesise the advent of automobiles(though you would think that their purported divine authors should have been able to) If they had addressed even intoxicated charioteering, the punishment would probably be death by public stoning, I mean isn't that the standard sentence in such books.
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