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  • NoPropsneeded wrote: View Post
    Masai said Fuck Brooklyn and smacked him upside the head. Then proceeded to sign James Johnson
    Nah, I imagine it going like this:

    [Masai gets both Blatche and Johnson into a small room. There's a contract on the table, and a pen. Masai comes in, holding a pool cue.]
    Masai: Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have...
    [breaks pool cue over knee]
    Masai: Tryouts.
    [throws broken pool cue at the Johnson and Blatche]
    Masai: Make it quick.
    [he leaves the room. A minute later, Johnson emerges, a massive cut on his face, clutching the blood-soaked but signed contract.]

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    • We dodged a bullet there

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      • For all the Brooklyn fans hating on the Raptors... We're sorry that you lost $100+ million this year, and a team that is only 1/3rd of your payroll took your "championship-calibre" team to the last seconds of game 7. Once again, Fcuk Brooklyn!
        PCOS Charity

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        • octothorp wrote: View Post
          Nah, I imagine it going like this:

          [Masai gets both Blatche and Johnson into a small room. There's a contract on the table, and a pen. Masai comes in, holding a pool cue.]
          Masai: Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have...
          [breaks pool cue over knee]
          Masai: Tryouts.
          [throws broken pool cue at the Johnson and Blatche]
          Masai: Make it quick.
          [he leaves the room. A minute later, Johnson emerges, a massive cut on his face, clutching the blood-soaked but signed contract.]
          Somebody needs to buy the Movie Rights to this! "Blood Ball"... "Basket Blood"?

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          • Joey wrote: View Post
            Somebody needs to buy the Movie Rights to this! "Blood Ball"... "Basket Blood"?
            please tell me you're joking joey. it's the dark knight

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