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    Default LBJ Responds To Rumour Of Delonte & His Mom

    through billy beige of imaginary playaz

    If Your Uncle Jack Helped You Off An Elephant, Would You Help Your Uncle Jack Off An Elephant?

    Sometimes, I like to buy a book on CD and listen to it, while reading music.

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    I am litterally crying right now...

    Thank you!!!!..........That was priceless....

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    Lyrics:
    [Verse 1]
    Now Everyone knows me and my mama have beef
    She sleeping with Delonte, like a kick in the teeth
    Seems this whole the time, they were smiling in my face
    messed up my mind Knocked me out the playoff race
    swam in my pool; ate at my home,
    I was a fool
    Damn Delonte, I thought we was cool
    I shed tears when I saw yall kissing
    After the tears, game 5 I simply dissapeared
    I know you aint with my daddy, but dang mama
    You should be ashamed mama
    Hope you know all the stress you caused, its obscene
    Now I gotta go and find a new team
    And who'd think it be Delonte
    Heeey! He dont even start anyway, most games
    Plus problems with the police, that's right
    That ginger went and tapped my mamas backside
    A player from my own team, mama
    You supposed to be The Kings queen, mama
    Im tryna understand
    In the state of Ohio you cant find another man I always was committed
    I got you off of welfare mama, tell me why ya did it
    There's no way I can pay you back
    But when Im gone I hope the cavs fans understand
    You the one who did it

    [Chorus:]

    Lady...
    Why you do Delonte? He crazy
    Dear mama
    I guess shaq just didnt want you
    You shady
    Why you do Delonte?

    [Verse 2]
    Now our series with the Celtics wasnt fair
    I was on the court but my mind wasnt there
    Threw passes away and I didn't try, cause my anger
    Had me feelin like my team was strangers
    Skip Bayless thinks and I'm heartless, but all along
    I had problems with my mama going on
    Made Rondo to star
    I know he aint like no scrub
    But I let him drop triple dubs
    They had Tony Allen Dunking Banging
    Ray Allen and Paul Pierce had those 3s slanging
    I ain't guilty cause, even though I threw bricks
    My own mama had me going through this bull ish
    I hope he pays your rent when the rent's due
    Ill forgive you cause of all the things we went through
    Cause when I needed a car, you got a hummer for me
    Plus basketball camps all those summers for me
    Now I could see if you were messing with my coach hey
    But he so dumb he probably wouldnt give u no play
    Im was working with these scrubs I was given
    Anthony Parker plus Boobie Coles-Gibson
    Like my road wasnt rough enough alone
    You go and let Delonte Herpe Face Bone
    And there's no way I can pay you back
    But when Im gone I hope the Cavs fans understand
    You the one who did it

    [Chorus:]
    Lady...
    Why you do Delonte? He crazy
    Dear mama
    I guess shaq just didnt want you
    You shady
    Why you do Delonte?

    Yea man
    This is dedicated to all my knicks and bulls fans who are really hoping this rumor is true
    Honestly I don't believe it
    But just because Delonte West is involved you gotta believe its a possibility
    I mean forreal. He crazy
    Any millionaire that rides around on a motorcycle with guns in a guitar case like desperado is throwed off
    You really put it past him to have an affair with his star teammates mama?
    Ms james should be ashamed of herself
    And she need to get checked out.
    They say that's a birthmark on delonte west's lip but I don't believe it.
    I know Herpes when I see Herpes
    Hey Lebron, what tipped you off?
    Did she start wearing delonte's jersey's to your games or something?
    Let me stop
    Yall know the deal..
    If Your Uncle Jack Helped You Off An Elephant, Would You Help Your Uncle Jack Off An Elephant?

    Sometimes, I like to buy a book on CD and listen to it, while reading music.

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    Delonte west is such a scumbag,jim Rome gives that guy way too much love.

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    Someone, sign LBF up!!

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    Quote Bendit wrote: View Post
    Someone, sign LBF up!!
    classic. this song is way to jokes.

    "i guess shaq just didn't want you"

    haha
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    Sometimes, I like to buy a book on CD and listen to it, while reading music.

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    i couldn't help to smile during the whole song. classic

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    Quote brakeman1 wrote: View Post
    i couldn't help to smile during the whole song. classic
    "You go and let Delonte Herpe Face Bone"

    i mean if you didn't laugh at that then you've forgotten how to laugh.
    If Your Uncle Jack Helped You Off An Elephant, Would You Help Your Uncle Jack Off An Elephant?

    Sometimes, I like to buy a book on CD and listen to it, while reading music.

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    Man I still don't know how Delonte West could hit that, she looks like a mini Lebron.

    Maybe West has a thing for Lebron.

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    Quote Hotshot wrote: View Post
    Man I still don't know how Delonte West could hit that, she looks like a mini Lebron.

    Maybe West has a thing for Lebron.
    man, he has mouth herpes he has to bang the uglies. even if yo have millions of dollars herpes is just gross.
    If Your Uncle Jack Helped You Off An Elephant, Would You Help Your Uncle Jack Off An Elephant?

    Sometimes, I like to buy a book on CD and listen to it, while reading music.

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    Quote LBF wrote: View Post
    man, he has mouth herpes he has to bang the uglies. even if yo have millions of dollars herpes is just gross.
    alot of people have the herpes virus in their system and don't even know it, while others have a few outbreaks per year and are not contigeious when the sore is not there. There are far more things worse to get then a small sore in the corner of the mouth.

    My guess its Delonte West mental illness played a role in all of this.

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    Quote Hotshot wrote: View Post
    alot of people have the herpes virus in their system and don't even know it, while others have a few outbreaks per year and are not contigeious when the sore is not there. There are far more things worse to get then a small sore in the corner of the mouth.

    My guess its Delonte West mental illness played a role in all of this.
    still due mouth herpes, plus he thinks he's the terminator. he's delonte west he's just weird.
    If Your Uncle Jack Helped You Off An Elephant, Would You Help Your Uncle Jack Off An Elephant?

    Sometimes, I like to buy a book on CD and listen to it, while reading music.

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