Captain Haddock wrote:
I will back up Panini on this point. Just from reading these forums, I get the impression that Andrea has individually come to each poster's house and done the nasty with their mothers.
Andrea is what he is, he is NOT the (only) reason the Raptors are 1-7. The reason we are 1-7 is because of:
1. A coach who starts Evans, who can rebound and....and....grow a beard. Oh and he's also overrated as a one on one defender, has horrible hands and immediately guarantees a double team on your best player.
2. A sophomore player who some have anointed the chosen one, even though he has yet to prove he's a deserving starter in this league. He's got potential, yes, but he's also kept some bad habits since last year that he should have exorcised by now (tunnel vision, poor screen and roll coverage, can get overly frustrated, etc.)
3. A bench that consists of a Brazilian with a broken arm, Buddahfan's love child who has been about as consistent this year as Rolex from Pacific Mall (it's funny because it's a place!), an Aussie who's called "the poor man's Bargnani" (albeit, with nice dream shake against Stoudemire capabilities), Jamario Moon v2.0, and Julian Wright, who...I like. I'll say it.
4. We have no one who can create their own shot aside from Barbosa, who looks like he'd rather die than pass to a teammate (although, would YOU pass to these teammates?)
5. A starting PG who seems to think he actually deserves to be a starting PG in the NBA while playing like D-league all star, and a backup PG who looks like a Brad Pitt in the cop car at the end of Seven.
6. A starting SF who...looked great in the World Championships, which always translates to NBA success and makes me long for the days of Turkeyglue and Belinelli.
7. Jay "I'm a nice guy, and Canadian too!" Triano
8. Bryan "I should be better than this" Colangelo
Honestly, we're like the Tea Party (movement, not so bad they're good band). We lost? Bargnani! We play terrible team D? Bargnani! We have no one who can create their own shot? Bargnani! Throw that bum out, let's elect these new bums who still report to the same chiefs, who still call all the shots and have left a situation so rotten that nothing short of bankruptcy and perhaps even a complete dissolution of power will save us!