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    Default To the tune of Last Christmas

    Last season I gave them my heart
    But on opening day, they gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to a team that's special

    This year we thought Hedo was our guy
    Mr.4th quarter doesn't even try
    Ask Van Gundy, all he eats is candy
    Ah well, at least he tries more than Bargnani

    Saw the training camp special,
    when Triano said Top 6 D, I thought he meant it
    Now I know what a fool I've been
    And if another pick's dealt, I'd know he'll fool me again

    Last season I gave them my heart
    But on opening day, they gave it away (gave it away)
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to a team that's special (special)

    Last season I gave them my heart
    But on opening day, they gave it away (gave it away)
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to a team that's special (special)

    2010's coming, is Bosh our guy?
    Miami, NY, where will Chris Bosh fly?
    Jose Calderon, this man is a pylon
    Fuck, this core is softer than nylon

    Is Antoine going to learn his part
    Beli is garbage, this team has no heart
    Ooh, ooh, now I'm ready for John Wall
    They'll never fool me again

    Last season I gave them my heart
    But on opening day, they gave it away (gave it away)
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to a team that's special (special)

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    Default Twelve Days of Dance Pak

    On the ______ day of Christmas, the Dance Pak gave to me...
    Twelve dudes saying "HELLO!"
    Eleven 90s dance hits
    Ten inaudible drummers
    Nine t-shirt bazookas
    Eight pointless DJs
    Seven lycra short-shorts
    Six flags that spell "Raptors"
    Five golllden weeeaves
    Four box steps
    Three hair flips
    Two hoop earrings
    And a fine dose of choreography

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    Ten inaudible drummers
    Yes!

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    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
    (JJ the Hard-Nosed Raptor)

    In light of Jarret Jack's recent play as a starter, I saw this as a fitting tribute to his play and hope it continues throughout the rest of the season; ENJOY:

    You know Chauncey and Childs
    And Williams and Alston,
    Jose and TJ
    And Stoudamire and Mike James.
    But do you recall..............
    The most hard-nosed point guard of all?

    JJ, the hard-nosed Raptor,
    he makes the offence go.
    And if you ever saw him,
    You would say he's a solid pro
    All of the other starters,
    used to see Jose call out the plays,
    Triano never went to Jarred,
    to start in any of the previous games.
    Then with Jose came a hip injury,
    Triano came to say:
    "Jarret with your game so tight,
    won't you run my offence tonight?"
    Then Raptor-nation loved him
    as they shouted out with glee:
    "JJ the hard-nosed Raptor,
    you'll go down in Raptor’s history!"

    Let's go Raptors!
    Last edited by huskies2raps; Tue Dec 15th, 2009 at 07:08 PM.
    Your ex came by; you can call me Jonas Valanciunas, cause I'm the king of rebounds!

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    Default Free Amir


    Free Amir
    http://liston.ca/FreeAmir.pdf
    Set to The First Noel
    See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdP9qKxvWh0 for inspiration

    Fre-eee Am-ir, the fans did say
    Our rebounding star we need to play
    Every night he shows his hustle and D
    Which every fan can clearly see
    Amir, Amir, Amir, Amir
    Born is the King of rebounding.

    The fans looked up and saw a star
    Even if his shot is not up to par
    And his shot blocking brings the cheers
    And so grows the love for our man Amir
    Amir, Amir, Amir, Amir
    Born is the King of rebounding.

    And by the light of that same star
    Three Wise men know he can go far
    Plenty of minutes was their intent
    Running down the ball wherever it went.
    Amir, Amir, Amir, Amir
    Born is the King of rebounding.

    This star is fourth in ORB percentage
    He rarely fails to impress on his stage
    His highlight dunks brings down loud howls
    Such that we forgive his too many fouls
    Amir, Amir, Amir, Amir
    Born is the King of rebounding.

    His on court hustle is bound to rub off
    Amir is one who will never be soft
    He breeds fear on D just with his presence
    He’s worth more than gold, myrrh and frankincense.
    Amir, Amir, Amir, Amir
    Born is the King of rebounding.

    Then let us all finally say
    Amir is one baller who can really play
    The Raptors’ fans can easily see
    Amir Johnson needs to be set free
    Amir, Amir, Amir, Amir
    Born is the King of rebounding.

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    "Fleeced by DeMar" BY APOLLO
    [To the Christmas jingle "Feliz Navidad"]

    Fleeced by DeMar
    Fleeced by DeMar
    Fleeced by DeMar
    The Raptors should have drafted Brandon Jennings but now here we are.

    Fleeced by DeMar
    Fleeced by DeMar
    Fleeced by DeMar
    The Raptors should have drafted Brandon Jennings but now here we are.

    Milwaukee is merry because of us
    Milwaukee is merry because of us
    Milwaukee is merry because of us
    Because Colangelo got fleeced by DeMar!


    Just kidding guys. Sorry DeMar, love you man.

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    I know this isn't raptors-related, but it's still Christmas in heaven for Eazy-E and all our fallen ghetto soldiers and ghetto hoes!

    MERRY MOTHAFUCKIN' X-MAS, BITCHES!!

    Last edited by James Ballswin (Realizar); Tue Dec 22nd, 2009 at 10:00 AM.

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    Whoever picked the finalists is brain dead. Just kidding! But really.

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    I won

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