In case you forgot, the Raptors miraculous late season rally of 2002 came to a screeching halt in a Game 5 playoff game against the heavily-favoured Pistons in Detroit. Down 85-82 with seconds left on the clock and possession of the ball, Childs mistakenly thought his team was down by 4 points, instead of 3. He immediately sprinted past half-court and attempted to draw a foul on an off-balance 3-point shot, rather than passing to a wide-open Delly Curry. The Raptors subsequently lost the series, and Grunwald subsequently forgot to sign resign Childs.
So in the spirit of education, The Flagrancy presents a short calculation designed to test your knowledge of both mathematics, and of Chris Childs.
30(a)-25(b)-3(c)-2(d)=0(e)
(a) Thousands of dollars worth of jewelry stolen from Childs outside of a P-Diddy-owned NYC club in 2002
(b) Number of pounds overweight Childs reported to camp in New Jersey, before being waived
(c) Years Childs spent drinking playing with the CBA’s Quad City Thunder
(d) Number of games Childs was suspended for sucker-punching Kobe Bryant
(e) Number of Raptor playoff games since Childs fucked up the score