Love this reference from basketbawful.com:
Here's the e-mail Dan B. sent me about Oden. Pretty much sums it all up:
Seriously, what the f**k is wrong with Greg Oden's body??? Does his cock weigh that much that it's putting strain on his lower body and destroying his knees??? It's just getting sad at this point. Dude's played 82 TOTAL games over two partial seasons in his career, and now he's managed to need microfracture surgery on the knee that DIDN'T already have microfracture surgery. I almost want to fly to Portland to just give the poor guy a hug at this point.
The reference was dirty, but it was funny as hell.