Bored

[Fanchie]

Stephen Curry will be a 5x all-star in 2 years? Wow, the league's idea of implementing 3 all-star games a year was probably the biggest shocker.

Well I counted 101 all-star selections in total.

Which means about 50 a year, so it's basically 2 ASG a year.

But I guess we'd have to redefine what ASG means, since none of the following players made it to the AS teams :

LeBron
Melo
Howard (though he won MVP)
Kobe
Rose
Wade
Paul
Parker
Durant
Nowitzki
Gasol
Rondo
Bosh

etc...

[Soft Euro]

Let's get serious here. We need to put up a poll where everyone can say how far the managed to read the opening post. I got to Atlanta > Harrison Barnes.

[special1]

more likely bath salts

Hahahaha ...... WOW

[Tank]

[Raptorsss]

I just like the part where the Charlotte Bobcats move to Ottawa. I mean, Fairbanks Alaska has a better chance at getting an NBA team.

[LBF]

Apparently 90% of the league will be an all-star and Anthony Davis somehow winds up in Denver...

You're smokin dat good weed...

Also, Westbrook somehow becomes a free agent in 2014 even though his 5-year contract that he signed this year hasn't even started yet... but maybe I'm looking too much into this...

i just smoked some weed and I can tell you he doesn't get this from street drugs. Dude's hopped up on some scrips,

fuck I need to go smoke some more if he does.

[BallaBalla]

I love how even in standings created by someone bored and fantasizing about reality, the raptors are mediocre. you couldn't just put is in first could you? that would at least give us something to comment about

[Fanchie]

Last but not least : 1155 wins for 1165 losses. Looks like some teams got Stern's bank account details.

And suddenly, the whole league moved to an 80 games season...

[Prime]

Shabazz Muhammed isn't going to be a Slam Dunk champion. He has the creativity but I don't seem him having the hops.

[KingMaxwell47]

Let's get serious here. We need to put up a poll where everyone can say how far the managed to read the opening post. I got to Atlanta > Harrison Barnes.

I actually made it all the way to Kevin Pangos, 4th pick overall, 2014 draft. Which I found hysterical, considering he had Wiggins going just one slot after him in the same draft. Also, the butchering of Anthony Bennett's name was cringe-worthy. In all seriousness, I'd like to thank the OP, for relieving some of the tension going into tonight.

[jrdyck]

You forgot to do the reserves.

[Paradigm Shift]

You #$%#%#%!

Give me back my time machine!!!

And you don't post future results on a public forum, you idiot! That just creates alternate time lines which in turn produce ridiculous results like too many all star appearances, an NBA team in Ottawa (don't tease me) and a winning, although mediocre, record for the Raptors!

Now if my time machine isn't back here within the hour, I am going back in time and sterilizing your mother!

[tucas]

Man Jimmer Fredette only got 1 allstar appearance when Curry got 5? C'mon now if Fredette starts to play on New York and Sacramento at the same time thats atleast worth of 6 allstar games in 2 years. Either this guy is on some crazy shit or he wastes way too much time trolling.

[Mindlessness]

hey, i made a word that fits this just right: Awkweird

[tenforthewin]

Draft and Possible Starting Lineups

New Orleans Hornets - Anthony Davis, T.Jones, Henry Sims
J.Jack
E.Gordon
T.Jones
A.Davis
C.Kaman

Charlotte Bobcats - MKG, Draymond Green
K.Walker
G.Henderson
MKG
T.Thomas
B.Byombo

Washington Wizards - Bradley Beal, Darius Miller
J.Wall
B.Beal
T.Ariza
A.Blatche
Nene

Cleveland Cavs - Harrison Barnes, Tony Wroten, John Jenkins, Drew Gordon
K.Irving
R.Allen (traded with A.Jamisons + A.Varejao)
H.Barnes
T.Thompsons
S.Dalembart (FA signed by the Cavs)

Sacramento Kings - Andre Drummond, Kevin Murphy
J.Fredette
M.Thornton
R.Gay (Traded with T.Evans)
A.Drummond
D.Cousins

Portland Trailblazers - Damien Lilliard, Meyers Leonard, Furkan Aldemir, Hollis Thompsons
D.Lilliard
W.Mathews
N.Batum
L.Aldridge
M.Leonard

Golden State Warriors - Thomas Robinson, Doron Lamb, Kris Joseph, Kevin Jones
S.Curry
K.Thompsons
D.Wright
D.Lee
A.Bogut

Toronto Raptors - Dion Waiters, A.Nicholson (Den pick), Evan Fournier, Quincy Acy
S.Nash
D.DeRozan
W.Chandler (Traded for Ed Davis + Jose Calderon + Leadron Barbosa TPE)
A.Bargnani
J.Valanciunas

Detroit Pistons - Jarred Sullinger, William Bufford
R.Stuckey
B.Knight
T.Prince
J.Sullinger
G.Monroe

Milwaukee Bucks - Terrence Ross, Khris Middleton
B.Jennings
M.Ellis
E.Ilyasova
T.Harris
E.Udoh

[B]Phoenix Suns - Jeremy Lamb
N.Cole (They will pry this guy from the Heat, possibly for G.Hill)
J.Lamb
J.Dudley
Ma.Morris
M.Gortat

Houston Rockets - Austin Rivers, Moe Harkless
G.Dragic
K.Martin
C.Parsons
L.Scola
M.Camby

Philidelphia 76ers - John Henson, Tomas Satoransky, Darius Miller
J.Holiday
E.Turner
A.Igoudala
J.Henson
R.Hibbert (FA signed by the Sixers)

Dallas Mavericks - Perry Jones
De.Williams
V.Carter
S.Marion
D.Nowitski
I.Mahinmi

Minnesota Timberwolves - Arnette Moultrie, Casper Ware
R.Rubio
W.Johnson
M.Beasly
A.Moultrie
K.Love

Orlando Magic - Kendall Marshall, Miles Plumlee
K.Marshall
J.Richardson
H.Turkolu
R.Anderson
D.Howard

Denver Nuggets - Kostas Papanikolas
T.Lawsons
A.Affalo
D.Galinari
K.Faried
J.McGee

Boston Celtics - Marquis Teague, Quincy Miller
R.Rondo
A.Bradley
P.Pierce
K.Garnett
A.Varejao (Through trade with Ray Allen + J.Green, the celtics also acquire Antawn Jamison)

Atlanta Hawks - Fab Melo, Jared Cunningham
J.Teague
J.Johnson
AK47 (Signed by the Hawks or traded with Marvin Williams)
J.Smith
A.Horford

Memphis Grizzlies - Royce White
T.Evans
OJ Mayo
R.White
Z.Randolph
M.Gasol

Indiana Pacers - Will Barton
D.Collison
G.Hill
D.Granger
D.West
A.Biedrins (Traded to the Pacers for Leandro Barbosa + T.Hansborough)

Miami Heat - Festus Ezili
M.Chalmers
D.Wade
LBJ
CB4
F.Ezili

Oklahoma City Thunder - Tyler Zeller
R.Westbrook
J.Harden
K.Durant
S.Ibaka
K.Perkins

Chicago Bulls - Tyshawn Taylor
D.Rose
R.Hamilton
L.Deng
C.Boozer
J.Noah

LA Clippers - Kim English
C.Paul
N.Young
C.Butler
B.Griffin
D.Jordan

LA Lakers - S.Machado
S.Machado
Kobe
R.Artest
A.Jefferson (traded for Pau Gasol)
A.Bynum

Utah Jazz - Darius Johnson-Odom
K.Lowry (signed to the Jazz)
D.Johnson-Odom
Ma.Williams
D.Favors
P.Gasol

Brooklyn Nets - JaMychal Green
J.Kidd (resign with the Nets)
M.Brooks
G.Wallace
D.Arthur (signed by the Nets)
B.Lopez

New York Knicks - Jeffery Taylor
J.Lin
L.Fields
C.Anthony
A.Stoudamire
T.Chandler

San Antonio Spurs - Josep Franch
T.Parker
M.Ginobili
L.Odom (signs with the Spurs)
T.Duncan
D.Blair