Move over John Edwards, you have been usurped by Paul Shirley.

Comparing the Haitians to homeless people in America shows how much of an idiot he is.

Secondly,

"Dear Haitians, First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded."

I still can't believe how much of a douche this guy is, honestly.