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    So i've been tasked with planning my buddy's bachelor party.

    I'm aware that i SHOULD be the last person on this board asking for advice on it...

    but i've been mandated to follow certain restrictions that confuse me...

    i'm allowed to involve some "whoreishness" although there is a "line" that can't be crossed.... in my mind that line should be "make sure there are ample condoms available".... apparently, my "line" is much too liberal..

    also, my WHITE friend has asked, in his words, "no retarded honky shit"... which i assume means, no making him wear stupid outfits, no writing on his ass with magic markers, etc etc

    also he does have a slight case of "yellow fever".... and by slight, i mean SEVERE..

    any suggestions for clubs/restaurants/peelers (that don't cross the line..... because i really couldn't name one)?

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    Where are you? Toronto?

    Yellow fever? Pardon me but is that a thing for Asian women?

    LOL .... Yes, in your mind it would me ample condoms. I highly doubt in his fiancee's mind its anywhere close to that.

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    I've only been to some lame ass bachelor parties. One of the last ones was at a local/friends pub and they had porn playing on all the TV's. This wouldn't have been so bad normally, but when you 60 something dad and uncles are sitting around and you catch them glancing at it it gets a little uncomfortable!

    I'm assuming the brides' male family members will be there, so depending on how good of friends you are with the dude, I wouldn't take it too far with the whole ripper thing. You don't wanna embarrass him too much... or do you?

    As for suggestions, I have none sorry. I wouldn't trust Chinatown though!

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    Quote mack north wrote: View Post
    i've only been to some lame ass bachelor parties. One of the last ones was at a local/friends pub and they had porn playing on all the tv's. This wouldn't have been so bad normally, but when you 60 something dad and uncles are sitting around and you catch them glancing at it it gets a little uncomfortable!

    i'm assuming the brides' male family members will be there, so depending on how good of friends you are with the dude, i wouldn't take it too far with the whole ripper thing. You don't wanna embarrass him too much... Or do you?

    As for suggestions, i have none sorry. I wouldn't trust chinatown though!
    Lmfaoooooooooooooooo!!!

    That does sound awful.

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    Lmfaoooooooooooooooo!!!

    That does sound awful.
    +1 that story gave me a good laugh

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    Good luck Heinz and best of luck to your friend but I am in no shape to give you advice.

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    Montreal. Start at supersexe and end at super contact.
    @jerboat

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    Quote Doc Naismith wrote: View Post
    Where are you? Toronto?

    Yellow fever? Pardon me but is that a thing for Asian women?

    LOL .... Yes, in your mind it would me ample condoms. I highly doubt in his fiancee's mind its anywhere close to that.
    Yeah, you do not want to be known as the guy who killed their relationship. LOL

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    I've only lived through two bachelor parties. But, I have only been to one.My dad set up both, the one I didn't go to sounded great and the one I did was so-so. But, both times the grooms seemed to enjoy it.

    The one I didn't go to was for my uncle when I was 13. My pops ended up meeting a bunch of guys at a bar or restaurant or something and then they spent the rest of the night to like 3 am at the rippers. My Uncle didn't remember a thing when he woke in the morning. I just remember a story that he got extremely drunk and ended up with a strippers signature in marker on his back.

    The other time was for my cousin and his bro, my dad,him, and me. Just went to a restaurant and then met a bunch of guys he worked with and some of his buddies at his work and watched UFC on a projector. He got really drunk and we ended up playing poker after ufc to like early in the morning.

    I think that there is only some main things that you need to make sure happen and then let the details figure themselves out. I would say; make sure you invite good guys. Make sure the groom geys very intoxicated and that you don't. Make sure the groom doesn't get himself into any trouble.

    I guess since your setting it up. You have to be DD.

    That's just what I would make sure of if I set it up. But, I really don't know.

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    Quote ceez wrote: View Post
    Montreal. Start at supersexe and end at super contact.
    one of the options that has been tabled... but i know montreal enough to stay away from supersexe..... and most of the downtown rippers in general...

    but then, the restrictions placed on me may require staying downtown

    only problem with montreal is the same as vegas.... the large group of bros that turn up would be shaved down to a handful of bros...

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    Quote Doc Naismith wrote: View Post
    Where are you? Toronto?

    Yellow fever? Pardon me but is that a thing for Asian women?
    yup, and yup... totally has an asian thing... thanks to time we spent in JPN... white girls may as well have penises in his eyes

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