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Seriously track with me... It guarantee this will be interesting.
All things being equal (age, injury history, your teams needs, etc.), which of the following would you be most likely to take?
Who would you be least likely to take?
Player A
14.3 PPG, 3.07 APG, 5.61 RPG, 0.95 SPG, 0.55 BPG, 0.98 3PM, .449 FG%, .754 FT%
Player B:
14.39 PPG, 2.39 APG, 5.81 RPG, 0.84 SPG, 0.61 BPG, 0.74 3PM, .461 FG%, .755 FT%
Player C:
12.1 PPG, 2.31 APG, 5.31 RPG, 1.14 SPG, 0.82 BPG, 1.03 3PM, .460 FG%, .737 FT%
Player D:
14.61 PPG, 2.83 APG, 5.46 RPG, 1.03 SPG, 0.56 BPG, 0.75 3PM, .466 FG%, .805 FT%
Player E
14.3 PPG, 2.57 APG, 6.15 RPG, 0.95 SPG, 0.90 BPG, 0.78 3PM, .458 FG%, .743 FT%
Player F
14.8 PPG, 2.79 APG, 5.14 RPG, 1.05 SPG, 0.56 BPG, 0.80 3PM, .459 FG%, .780 FT%