I'll start us off. Tearing down today's devastating loss is an adventure in pain. Trying to pin point how we come out of a break and let a team on a back to back start 13-0, or how we continually waste Bosh's extra effort games is like taste testing different blends of rat poison. And would probably be cathartic but, I postulate, that Jose is the problem and trading him away will do tons to alleviate this teams nature of playing down to opponents.
The 'Look Off' Phenomenon;
some of us have been pointing out, is alot like Ball Lightning. Everyone whose seen it, knows exactly what it looks. Everyone else is looking but it hasn't struck them.
The 'Barely Crosses the Back court line' Phenomenon;
At the end of the 1st quarter it took him from the :19 mark to the :11 to hit centre, which, ties into:
The 'Slowest moving half court sets in the History of Basketball played in wet cement' Phenomenon;
The millisecond after the Ref realizes he's at a 7 count to move 47 feet
Jose has talked to Triano, consulted English, caught up with his grandmother and figured out he's going to run the same high screen, look off the wing, and dump a post feed to Bosh. Which would be great except it's taken nearly 2/3rds of the shot clock and nobody's in any position to rebound, the defense hasn't moved a muscles since it got set and prepared for that post dump and is resting comfortably in the passing lanes.
The 'Jose is a liability on defense' Phenomenom; He just is, seriously in everyway you can be costly, or redundant, or unwanted Jose shows new and exciting ways to achieve negative defense rating. He was switched into a minus 6 in OT alone. Rudy Gay must have thought we were retarded.
Jose runs the offense like a bingo parlor. Calling plays like each rounds (half court sequence) play marked ball is blank and instead means High screen; if bosh is open: pass, if not: shoot. This offense cost Mitchell his job, why would we want it around when Jarrett is having an off night?
Trade him, buy him out, send him to the farm, turn him to glue. Just keep him, the hell, away from the ACC.
Raptor Jesus
The 'Look Off' Phenomenon;
some of us have been pointing out, is alot like Ball Lightning. Everyone whose seen it, knows exactly what it looks. Everyone else is looking but it hasn't struck them.
The 'Barely Crosses the Back court line' Phenomenon;
At the end of the 1st quarter it took him from the :19 mark to the :11 to hit centre, which, ties into:
The 'Slowest moving half court sets in the History of Basketball played in wet cement' Phenomenon;
The millisecond after the Ref realizes he's at a 7 count to move 47 feet
Jose has talked to Triano, consulted English, caught up with his grandmother and figured out he's going to run the same high screen, look off the wing, and dump a post feed to Bosh. Which would be great except it's taken nearly 2/3rds of the shot clock and nobody's in any position to rebound, the defense hasn't moved a muscles since it got set and prepared for that post dump and is resting comfortably in the passing lanes.
The 'Jose is a liability on defense' Phenomenom; He just is, seriously in everyway you can be costly, or redundant, or unwanted Jose shows new and exciting ways to achieve negative defense rating. He was switched into a minus 6 in OT alone. Rudy Gay must have thought we were retarded.
Jose runs the offense like a bingo parlor. Calling plays like each rounds (half court sequence) play marked ball is blank and instead means High screen; if bosh is open: pass, if not: shoot. This offense cost Mitchell his job, why would we want it around when Jarrett is having an off night?
Trade him, buy him out, send him to the farm, turn him to glue. Just keep him, the hell, away from the ACC.
Raptor Jesus
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