Let him have his fun.. he was our best player last year, he deserves it.
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white men can't jump wrote: View PostYep, but we don't know what Amir's got in that brown bag.
You see, worried about his dog suddenly becoming cross-eyed, Amir brought his dog to the vet, who pulled out a tube, stuck it in the dog's butt and blew hard. Bingo! The dog's eyes straitened out.
A little while later, while his buddy JaVale McGee was visiting, the dog's eyes went cross-eyed again, but Amir figured he just take care of it himself. He pulled a tube from his hookah, stuck it in the dog's butt, but his blowing into the tube wasn't doing the trick. JaVale said, hey let me give it a go, then promptly pulled the tube out, reversed the ends and proceeded to blow the dog's eyes straight.
Amir was in shock though, and asked JaVale why the hell he had reversed the tube. JaVale said "I wasn't going to use the end YOU put your lips on!".
After that incident, Amir just wants to make sure he has extra tubes handy, in case any friends are around when his dog goes cross-eyed. That's all there is to it.
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rocwell wrote: View PostNBA players can't use drugs even during off season. I think he'll get that random drug check pretty soon now
http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/pos...a-drug-testing
Truehoop wrote:The offseason program is even less stringent. The protocol the NBA negotiated with the players' association calls for a tester to arrive in the city where the player is supposed to be, then phone the player and arrange to meet. What cheating athlete wouldn’t love such polite advance notice? That means the player is guaranteed some time alone before seeing the tester.
One last unknowable element: What if players do a sloppy job of reporting their whereabouts and are in fact not in the city when the tester arrives? By rule, that counts as a refused test, and therefore as a positive. But it’s hard to know how rigorously that rule has been enforced: The NBA has been testing players for performance-enhancing drugs in-season since 1999 and out-of-season starting last summer. No one has been punished for missing a test.
That said, getting your picture taken coming out of a smoke shop with your ladyfriend carrying a vapourizer could perhaps be classified as "really, really stupid."
(But then again, Joakim Noah's been photographed more than a few times in smoke shops and/or jamming out to Bob Marley and professing his love of Rastafarianism, and has yet to be busted, soooooo....)
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p00ka wrote: View PostIt's extra hookah tubes.
You see, worried about his dog suddenly becoming cross-eyed, Amir brought his dog to the vet, who pulled out a tube, stuck it in the dog's butt and blew hard. Bingo! The dog's eyes straitened out.
A little while later, while his buddy JaVale McGee was visiting, the dog's eyes went cross-eyed again, but Amir figured he just take care of it himself. He pulled a tube from his hookah, stuck it in the dog's butt, but his blowing into the tube wasn't doing the trick. JaVale said, hey let me give it a go, then promptly pulled the tube out, reversed the ends and proceeded to blow the dog's eyes straight.
Amir was in shock though, and asked JaVale why the hell he had reversed the tube. JaVale said "I wasn't going to use the end YOU put your lips on!".
After that incident, Amir just wants to make sure he has extra tubes handy, in case any friends are around when his dog goes cross-eyed. That's all there is to it.
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Chr1s1anL wrote: View PostLike it or not a lot of NBA players smoke weed. Like A LOT!Twitter - @thekid_it
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isaacthompson wrote: View PostMichael Beasley, Josh Selby... worked out well for them!Chr1s1anL wrote: View PostJust like it worked for Jason Terry, Kevin Garnet and Joe Johnson.
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Only the idiots who think weed is "not addicting" are the ones who fuck up their lifeIf Your Uncle Jack Helped You Off An Elephant, Would You Help Your Uncle Jack Off An Elephant?
Sometimes, I like to buy a book on CD and listen to it, while reading music.
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LBF wrote: View PostOnly the idiots who think weed is "not addicting" are the ones who fuck up their life
Similarly, weed's withdrawal symptoms are said to be less severe than harsher drugs/alcohol.
But I do agree that the ones who fuck up their lives, are most definitely idiots
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I guarantee if they actually tested for it more than half the league would get suspended. The NBA doesn't care about weed, hell they don't care about much outside the game unless you throw it in people's faces and ruin the reputation of the league.
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Letter N wrote: View PostI guarantee if they actually tested for it more than half the league would get suspended. The NBA doesn't care about weed, hell they don't care about much outside the game unless you throw it in people's faces and ruin the reputation of the league.
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