Despite the disappointing result of yesterday’s game, one thing should be put to rest.
That’s right, get ready for a Jamario Moon Lovefest! (cue theme music)
As far as I’m concerned, the debate over who’s starting at the 3 spot is a closed case, at least for the foreseeable future. No one would have predicted it, but Jamario Moon is the new racing tires on this starting lineup. Not only does he make very good decisions with and without the ball, but all you need to do is see today’s two dunks and three JAWDROPPING blocks to appreciate at the athleticism of this guy. Want some more? Hot stuff, coming through. (saying that with a lisp never gets old.)
And how awesome is his rebounding style? With the crazy leg kicks and the like! Every time he brings down a board he looks like a kid playing on a trampoline. Like his namesake leaping for a magic mushroom (who knew plumbers were into the psychedelics?) I’m sure he’d be wrestling alligators down in Goodwater, Alabama if he couldn’t dunk, but in four short games he might have already become the second most exciting Raptor ever (even if you hate Wince Carter, he still deserves that distinction. Along with ‘pussy’.)
I’ve long joked about naming my son Lebron. Might I have to slip in Jamario as the middle name?
Oh Mom, don’t cry.
(thanks to Kopachkov for the picture. Yes, my photoshop skills are THAT limited.)
