Fan Duel Toronto Raptors

Toronto Raptors vs. Bizarro Raptors, 8pm

Let’s blame Dirk for the shitty weather today as well. Or should we just continue to blame Mitchell? Old bastard’s more stubborn than James Dolan, and like the Knick fans, we’re the ones who suffer. I’m praying to see a big cane creeping out from stage left…but then again, I was calling for Smitch’s head…