This teeter-totter’s making me nauseous. But a win’s a win’s a win, even against the NBA equivalent of Glass Joe, seen below mimicking the Chicago Bulls’ 4th quarter. 
What a mess. Where do you start? When you play like a disinterested rec league team down by 20, it’s more than lack of effort – it’s lack of focus, discipline, trust in your teammates and coaching system. One and done’s, embarassing turnovers and awful, putrid, brainless, unfathomable shot selection (which, coming from a Raptors fan, is the most degrading of cock slaps). Tell me Skiles doesn’t look and sound like an unhappy parent after their teenage daughter’s third abortion. Exhasperated, guilt-ridden, and above all, ashamed. They’re so bad, Michael Jordan’s stopped betting on them.
But enough slagging. After all, who cares about the Bulls?
“Jose is playing fantastic right now,” Bosh said. “He’s moving the ball where he’s supposed to and taking good shots. He’s just POISED and CONTROLLED. We need that right now, especially with T.J. being out.”
So, of course, I Googled ‘TJ Ford Poised”… and got no matches. “TJ Ford Controlled” presented a most recent query from 2003. Hmmm… two words you’re looking to associate with your starting PG, wouldn’t you think?
Food for thought: Bosh struggled early to ‘get his’ this season when TJ was starting. Is it possible TJ’s focus on offense takes touches away from our Franchise? Consider that Jose’s started the last three games. Bosh’s stats over those three games: 26.3ppg, 12 rpg on 50% shooting.
Again, just saying…not opinion, just the facts.
Three games without TJ…three remarkable Jose performances.
Super Jamario is in like flynn with Raptors nation, and it’s about time to go out and buy my Jamario jersey. Sure, it might sound like a bandwagon purchase now, but I truly believe that it’ll be one of those items I rock in 2020 at my kid’s house league and get oohs and ahhs from other dads. A slick throwback.
It’s come out that Jamario downs a couple Red Bulls before every game. Watching these highlights, it’s no surprise. Everyone’s in awe of this kid, except some YouTube poster named JoeG14, who posted this comment on the video:
“So wat? He can jump hi. Lots o’ guys can jump hi. Know what lots o’ guys don’t have? A twin brother.”
Indeed, mysterious stranger. Indeed.
A couple game pics below.
If you don’t know, now you know, Nochi.
No Trampompoline required.
With winnable games ahead and no timetable for TJ’s return, could we throw together a mini-streak?
