How Crazy is the Steve Nash to Toronto Rumour? This Crazy.

Alex Kennedy from Hoopsworld said this:

Steve Nash is another vet who may be traded this year. I’ve heard Toronto as a possible landing spot for Nash from multiple league sources.

— Alex Kennedy (@AlexKennedyNBA) November 4, 2013

Here are 10 things that will happen before Nash gets traded to Toronto:

1. Rob Ford resigns
2. TV show Friends makes a return with Chris Rock cast as Rachel’s love interest.
3. DeMarcus Cousins wins an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress
4. Phil Jackson returns to coach Olympiakos
5. Bryan Colangelo becomes GM of the Leafs
6. Canada beats Spain in the Soccer World Cup Finals
7. Sam writes a full post without a grammatical error
8. NBA advanced statistical analysis produces something of value
9. The TTC connects the airport and downtown using a subway line
10. A white guy is spotted in Brampton