AltRaps
The “isn’t this booing getting old” edition. Adams – booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. “Let’s Go Raptors! Hey Bryan…Nice Pickup!!” Bargnani – fantastic game doing a great job of exploiting mismatches. A few hiccups on the defensive end, but they were offset by sweet looks and a great effort. Horrible brainfart on the inbounds play in the fourth, though.…
The “well at least we didn’t sustain any injuries” edition. Adams – I hope to God they add one of his game-worn jerseys to the Raptors online charity auction this year. At least the winner knows they will be getting something that is like-new. Bargnani – not often this can be said about Bargs: he…
The “we aren’t a team, we are a bakery” edition. Adams – this guy is the epitome of CoLiarAngelo’s reign here in Toronto. Amounts to nothing, taking up (cap) space, and is about as fun to watch as a sloth. Of course I made that last part up since he never sees the light of…
The “sorry it’s late, but at least I have Bell, a PVR, and didn’t have to watch a pixel fragmented feed you Rogers saps” edition. Adams – A is for An immense waste of money. Who the hell needs to get hurt in order for this stump to see the floor? Hell, the mascot is…
Direct from the man himself: This afternoon I received the results of the MRI that was carried out this mourning, after the game against Philadelphia. There is a small injury that will require follow up daily to see how it evolves. It is too early to know if I can play the next game but…
The “didn’t somebody say the Sixers are overrated” edition. Adams – remember when you tripped over that little bump in the sidewalk on your way to school? Stubbed your toe and stumbled? You get annoyed wondering what it was doing there……thinking aloud that somebody put it there just to piss you off? Hassan Adams. Bargnani…
Live chat here. Game over. A fourth quarter that was uglier than Maurizio in just a bath towel garners a 106-96 loss to the Sixers. Wheels coming off again….6:51 left and we are back to looking like a loss. 93-80 Philly. Turnovers coming back to haunt us again. Roko finally enters the game and we…
A long time ago, I used to sign my forum/newsgroup posts with “RFFL” which stood for Raptors Fan For Life, something I stole after seeing Mark Cuban’s license plate (MFFL). A few years ago, after being embarrassed by the actions of “fans”, basically doing whatever the media told them to do (Vince Carter? Boooo…Antonio Davis…
The “who is that chubby guy in black with one earring sitting on the Cats bench” edition. Adams – a cabbagepatch kid. it just occurred to me that we have spent some of our cap space on a Cabbage Patch Kid. Sweet. Bargnani – the trade-talk continues to swirl around him amongst the interwebs. I…
The “we don’t need no steeeeinkin’ perimeter defense” edition. Adams – he brought something unique to the floor. Nothing. Almost 4 minutes of play and not a tick on the box score. Nothing. All zeroes. Well, –10. This is the job I need. “Scott, come on in and we will pay you to do absolutely…
The “what’s that? You are down 3 players? Well we will take it easy on you” edition. Adams – stumpy kept his rightful place nice and warm. You think he even puts his jersey on or do you think he keeps his street clothes on underneath so he can beat the line at Timmy’s? Bargnani…
The “what’s that? You are down 3 players? Well we will take it easy on you” edition. Adams – stumpy kept his rightful place nice and warm. You think he even puts his jersey on or do you think he keeps his street clothes on underneath so he can beat the line at Timmy’s? Bargnani…