A Spanish Soliloquy

Dear Senor Stoudamire, Como estas? My friends Juan Carlos and Pau have shared with me rumors of your unsatisfaction in Graceville. And today I awoke after a long night of drinking cervezas

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Raptors vs. Kings, 7pm

I woke up what-should-be-this-morning (actually the middle of the night, LA’s three hours behind for some stupid reason) to feel something gently nuzzling up against my leg. At first I thought my

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Airwaves and Accolades

Today, my mug’s filled with joy. It’s nice to be recognized. In case you’ve noticed a bit of buzzing in the comments section of the blog over the past week or so,

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Raptors vs. Knicks, 7:30

It’s a good way of keeping perspective.  Eddie Curry. Zach Randolph. Stephon Marbury. Nate Robinson. These are four guys I’d pay NOT to be on my team. And while it seems like

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Toronto vs. Philadephia, 7pm

I’m going to save my words for after the game, but it goes without saying that this is a ‘must win’ game (and probably the only one Philadephia’s involved with this season).

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American GladiRaptors

Because my favorite sports team is a bunch of diaper-wearing noodle-soft fragile wimpy daffodils, I have to look elsewhere for my testosterone dose (and Remington’s isn’t my idea of a good time).  Thankfully, American Gladiators is

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The Day After

Dear Dinosty Readers, I’m sorry for yelling. Daddy (me) doesn’t really hate Mommy (Raptors), but sometimes when adults are mad they say things they don’t mean. Not in this case, however, as

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17-18

No pictures, no links, just fury. Furious fury. If the Raptors record above looks incorrect, that’s because the NBA has actually decided to score the game as 2 losses for this afternoon’s

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Raptors vs. Cavalebrons, 1pm

Hey y’all, wanna see a show? If so, put down your popping corn, toss out your caramel apple, and prepare to be dazzled, dumbfounded, and delighted!! Step right up to the ACC

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