AltRaps is off for a week, I’ll try to fill the big shoes. Raps Fan with the post-game report later…if he recovers from his bender. It’s the “Shame on you for tuning in” edition. Adams – When Colangelo beat zero other teams to the punch in signing Adams, is this how he envisioned him being…
The “well, it is the season of giving” edition. Adams – signed by Colangelo. Value = nothing. Bargnani – drafted #1 overall by Colangelo. Best move: running fingers through his own hair and facially replicating what Bambi’s mother looked like when faced with the double barrel shot gun. His 16 points tonight took a lot…
The “booooooooo” edition. Adams – the hole in the middle of this donut of a team. Bargnani – like those dry crusty timbits that are left over in the office kitchen. Oh how fickle the Toronto crowd is. Cheering a few games back, booing tonight. Deservedly so? Bosh – the eclair….except tonight it was more…
The “we’re up double digits….we got this…..oh crap” edition. Adams – One of life’s biggest mysteries: how this guy even pulls down a per diem. Bargnani – got to the line, where he was perfect, tangled with Vince, spoke back to #15, but had the foul bug bite him a bit too hard again. Still,…
The “Sean Marks!?!?” edition. Adams – MC Stumpy was last seen doing…well…nothing. Bargnani – DJ Don’t Blame Me, He’s The One Who Took Me #1 Overall showed flashes today of the improvement he displayed earlier in the season. His shooting was off, but he was more active. Again, if it took him 2 seasons to…
The “did we trade the wrong guy” edition. Adams – let’s just hope all this playing time doesn’t go to his head. Bargnani – you know when you’ve been looking forward to, say, italian all day? You can just taste that lasagna. So, you decide to stop by your local restaurant on the way home…
The “told you it wasn’t the coach” edition. Adams – HE GOT FOULED!!!! THEN HE HIT BOTH FREE THROWS!! What an amazing steal by Colangelo!! We now know why the Nets were so pissed at losing him. He is automatic from the line!! I heart you Bryan!! Bargnani – you know what he is starting…
The “what? For $20mil you expect me to jump for a defensive board?” edition. Adams – he enjoys bowling. Bargnani – mediocre at best. You barely even noticed he was there, to be honest. Not surprising when you consider he had a tough time learning Sam’s system and it took him a few years to…
The “at least they are missing the storm” edition. Adams – if you think about it, he is our own Jack Nicholson. Sits on the sidelines, cheers, talks to the fans around him. Difference is Jack probably could beat him in HORSE. Showing that BC still has the touch, though, Hassan The Man, in 4…
The “bandwagon will be leaving from track 8” edition. Adams – Sam must really wonder why his boss brought this guy in. Vincenzo Esposito is probably deserving of more playing time than this boil on the ass of our ballclub. Brilliant move by Sam to add another DNP-CD beside this golden nugget’s name. Bargnani –…
The “it would have been better if we lost” edition. Adams – Captain of Useless. Bargnani – horrible shooting night (4/15 from the field, 2/6 from three) but his efforts may have won this game for us. If he put up those numbers early last year, you would have to put up with him looking…
The “what, you expect us to play D as well??” edition. Adams – well, well……look who saw the floor. And, hey, look who is sporting the TMAC Shoulder Pad 4000. How nice. Guess he must have damaged it turning the handle on his door at home when he ordered Domino’s. Bargnani – continues to be…