Andrea, please stop confusing us

Would the real Andrea Bargnani please stand up? Raptors 99, Wizards 93 For some reason hearing the guy yell Canada Sucks in this video always gets me pumped up for the Wizards. You might even call it pride, and pride is what the Wizards aren’t showing these days. Ed Tapscott tried to motivate his players…

Roll Call – Jan 7 vs Wizards

The “everybody beats the Wiz” edition. Adams – what a fantastic signing by Colangelo. So good he gets traded for a conditional SECOND round pick….then immediately gets waived. BC signed this towel waver to some fanfare. Instead, like the HO signing, it’s another brick in the road of shit that BC has paved for this…

Raptors Head Into The Other Nations Capital Hoping Not to Get Mugged

Grab the Opening Tip: Felon Edition. No Arenas. No Mason. No Stevenson. 7-25 on the season. 3-7 in their last 10. 2nd night of a back-to-back. Worst team in the East. Second worst in the league. The Ugliest uniforms in pro sports…do you see where I’m going with this? Raptors have a shot at salvaging…

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Raptors Get Bucked by Milwaukee

Bucks 107 – Raptors 97 These Raptor losses almost write themselves: 1st Quarter – Raptors get out to an early lead by sharing the ball, moving it around, nice defense rotations and quality shooting from the floor. 2nd Quarter – The fire that drove the 1st quarter starts to fade. It’s a slow creeping fade,…

Raptors vs Bucks Stream, Chat and (Twitter) Blog

LIVE CHAT IS HERE Stream #1 :: Stream #2 :: Stream #3 Follow us on twitter for live in-game updates and such: Raps shoot 55% and lose. Raps Fan will have the post-game report. about an hour ago Ukic did not play the final 3:56 after being red hot in the quarter. about an hour…

Alice Fine

Yeah, the economy’s crap. Jobs are being cut across the board. 50,000 students are being screwed. We’re smack in the belly of another snowy, frostbitten winter. Our girlfriends are looking less tanned, less toned, and are growing less patient with our TV monopolization. We keep sprouting hairs where no hair should grow. And sure, we’ve won…

Roll Call – Jan 4 vs Magic

The “ain’t no HO on us” edition. Adams – back to wrapping himself up in 14 layers and checking out the hot chicks in section 119. Hassan Adams. An NBA version of that loser kid we all knew in high school. Bargnani – guess Coach has decided to run some plays for the kid. On…

Free Ukic and good things “Will” happen!

Howard’s second foul was key in the Raptors’ great first quarter. Magic 102, Raptors 108 Sorry for the lateness of this post-game, but after the Raptors notched their second quality win of the season (second of 2009, both without JO…), Realizar, Arsenalist, Dinosty and me went to Philthy’s to celebrate, a drink led to a…

Let’s hope D12, Hedo and Rashard are severely hungover

You ever play poker and you’re down like 200 bucks and you’re about to call it a night and suddenly you win a game to be down only down 190. Entering the night the goal would’ve been to win some money but at this point you’d just settle for getting back what you’ve lost, but…

Bargnani blasts Rockets

Vegetable Lasagna? That’s Il Mago to you, son. Rockets 73, Raptors 94 You know one of those warm days in the dead of winter when it’s like 12 degrees outside and you think to yourself, this is a really nice day, wouldn’t it be amazing if we had 12 degree temperatures the entire winter. You…