Ukic and Banks

Has anyone tried using the trade machine to off-load Roko Ukic or Marcus Banks? If you do try it out let me warn you of two challenges you will definitely encounter. 1) Making the salaries match 2) Justifying why any team would want any part of these two. Roko’s a likable guy and my heart…

The Evolution of Colangelo

If you compare the 2006-07 Raptors with the group we have currently assembled you’ll notice a significant shift in Colangelo’s basketball paradigm. Two years ago when questioned by the season-seat holders about the lack of rebounding on the team, he stated that there was no need to focus on rebounding because the Raptors could simply…

7 games to skip this season

The NBA season isn’t all great. Sure, you got your VC-returns-to-the-ACC-for-the-86th-time and Lebron-disses-Bosh’s-entire-family nights, but the season is also chock-full of games that you just don’t care enough about. Games where you know the result beforehand, games where the arena atmosphere resembles that of a morgue and games where you just have terrible players. Here…

Raptors 2009-10 schedule announced

The NBA schedule’s shadow was spotted today which means that pre-season will come early this year, some time in October they tell me. I like it if we just played the schedule rather than classified it into ‘hard’ and ‘easy’ stretches because as history has taught us, the hard and easy months never go according…

Get ready to shed some tears

Our man Birdman is back and this time he’s removed that sperm-like substance from the bottom. This one’s a tribute to ex-Raptor Jermaine O’Neal. Yes, HO JO. Birdman has managed to get the actual footage of JO’s knee being operated and mixed it with some music that’ll remind you of Normandy. This one’s a classic…

Bryan Colangelo, King of Kings

ed. note: Jeff, also known as Pete Marasmitch, is a fan both of the Toronto Raptors, Roko Ukic and Bryan Colangelo (oh wait, that’s three…). He has also written for Hoops Addict and theScore.com. A great family man, the type of motivational person all bloggers look up to and someone that has easily gained the…