MIAMI—Heat forward Chris Bosh confirmed Sunday he plans on dribbling around and shooting hoops alone in his driveway during the NBA lockout. “I want to keep playing the high-caliber basketball I’m accustomed to, so until someone calls me back, I’ll be in my driveway pretending Karl Malone is defending me and I’m on the 1997 Chicago Bulls,” Bosh told reporters, adding that he’d recreate pressure-filled game situations by making crowd noises with his mouth as he played. “The NBA doesn’t seem like it wants to work out a deal, so I hope other players will join me. I mean it; guys are welcome to come over anytime. I’ve got cold Gatorades in the fridge and video games for when it gets dark. Please, someone, come over.” Bosh reconfirmed multiple times that the backboard on his hoop is, in fact, Plexiglas, “just like a real NBA one.”
Source: The Onion