Fan Duel Toronto Raptors

3-3

Ahhh…feels good to be back on even ground. It wasn’t easy or pretty though – we were one Bosh block away from being 2-4 and forcing me to drink a 2-4 to numb the pain.  Great to see AP decide to shoot the ball again. Think it might have anything to do with the fact…

2-3

A tough loss to the Magic, another winnable game that slipped away before our eyes. Why? A few reasons. Many point to the obvious cold streak from the field (99-256 over the three losses for a grand percentage of 39%) illustrated by the cringe-inducing airballs, front-rim bangers, and silly turnovers. But that is bound to…

2-2 (or so I heard)

I was doing SO well. To be fair, he did ask me if I wanted to know before he punched me in the teeny-tinys with the horrible news. And I bit. Like a dirty, desperate drug addict, like the obnoxious Mohinder predictably whines every episode of “Heroes”…I needed to know. Here’s the backstory: I had…

2-1

For all of the offensive fireworks displayed in Jersey, we must have left the gunpowder in the Meadowlands becuase we were shooting blanks yesterday against the Boston Celtic All-Stars. (Room here for an impotence zinger, but I’m more mature than that.) It was a game we were lucky to have been in at all. 27%…

2-0

Fuckin’ shit. New Jersey, meet the New Raptors. In what only can be described as a thorough embarrassment, Nets fans watched slack-jawed as the Raptors shellacked the home team Washington Generals Nets. I haven’t seen a beating this lopsided since Rodney King. Raptors nation should consider this ass kicking the beginning of The Great Payback.…