• leo

    “Is that a statsheet?!”

    • lolwut

      best one by far, i literally died of laughter……alksdjflajsdfoiwejnvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

  • B-roc

    “Holy crap my long 2’s are going in”

    • DDon

      “My eye surgery is helping. With my eyes open I can see who not to pass to .”

  • facepaintartist

    *just realized he got traded to Sacramento*

  • Colonel_Hapablapp

    “Oh $#!%! Baby momma in the front row!”

  • Justin L.

    How is Demar averaging more points than me? F*** stats I’m still a winner

  • TheSpiceTyrant

    Yeah I saw you Boogie but my shots gonna fall… C’mon man put that down! Waaaahhhh?

  • hotshot

    You mean to tell me there isn’t a single Tim Hortons in all of Sacramento???!! noooooooooooooo

  • Wiley

    *Rudy Gay poops himself.

  • Noah

    Stat sheets are…ALLOWED HERE???

  • Charlie

    OMG The eye surgery drugs just wore off!!

  • Andrey

    Is that ball movement?

    • Andrey

      or Why Raptors passing so much?

  • Sprechen

    Raps beat the Bulls by how many?

  • peter_7.701

    “I shot 50%…2 games in a row!?”

  • FREEJV

    “I think i might need eye Surgery again”

  • peter_7.701

    “I shot 50%…two games in a row?!”

  • FREEJV

    “Booty had me like”

  • jjdynomite

    “A-iight, calm down, Boogie. I’ll give you the ball. Boogie? Booooogie?!?”

  • D Mart

    ” I actually got an assist? “

    • D Mart

      Or ” I got an assist? It was a mistake, I swear “

  • Roarque

    They won….again???

  • Stahmenah

    Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice!

  • Stahmenah

    Like my walking dead impersonation?

  • Lets Play

    Are they going to kill me here because my last name is Gay

    • Tanks-a-lot

      wut?

  • Clericalbeats

    “Every time I blink I get traded. Ain’t doing that no more.”

  • Bit T

    What do you mean “Live up to my name”?

  • habsfan

    Surprise muthaf*ucka

  • Slam

    I must be possessed, my shots are actually going in!

  • Dlam

    Wow that was lucky

  • GoingBig

    Wow, that’s what a pass looks like!

  • GameBreaker

    “Holy crap! I’m..I’m getting a standing ovation from the crowd!!’

  • HogyG

    Okay, gotta impress. Time to focus my inner HansBro!

  • HogyG

    You want me to pass?!

  • mike, prague

    Screw $19M next year! I’m gettin’ outta here!

  • NvB

    “Did DeMarcus just rape that guy? Thank the lord he on my team now.”

  • MrEstevez

    “Emilio Estevez?!”

  • mike, prague

    Wow. I just hit a jumper.

  • Vancity Raps

    Basketball is a TEAM sport???

  • Matteemo

    Upon seeing that the Raps have gone 3 and 1 without him, Rudy thinks to himself “maybe it WAS me…?”

  • killacon

    “Oh god, it wasn’t the exchange rate on the rims at the ACC. I really can’t shoot!”

  • peanutwoozle

    “You mean I actually shot 50%”

  • thegloveinrapsuniform

    Wait, ALL-STAR??

  • frustrated_at_the_phils

    You have to pay me an extra $4 million to pass.

  • DDD

    Ni

  • Leon

    that moment you realize

    how little tax you pay in cali

  • Birdman

    The caption comes from Demarcus Cousins:

    “Shoot the ball one more time mafucka, I dare you”

  • plk

    You mean the Raptors are better WITHOUT me??

  • Richard Garcia

    Darkness falls across the land
    The midnight hour is close at hand
    Creatures crawl in search of blood
    To terrorize your neighbourhood

  • jimmy

    So you’re telling me…I can’t get refunds on those tickets…

  • mike, prague

    … because I’ve always wanted to be a chihuahua

  • http://www.gamervets.com/ M1GO

    Let me get this straight… I have to pass to get an assist?!?! Why would I wanna do that? It’s not called ‘assistball’.

  • Lyall

    “I -still- can’t believe taxpayers are paying me 19.5 million in one year!”

  • AirCanada04

    What did you mean … SacTown doesn’t play any isolations for me?

  • Agrippa

    “You’ll miss 65% of the shots you take.”

  • SR

    The coach just yelled at Rudy Gay to swing the ball. Right now his mind is completely blank. He has no framework by which to process this request. No points of reference. No way to relate. He’s never heard of such a thing before. Unintentionally, Rudy Gay just achieved a complete state of zen. By emptying his mind of all present thoughts, he has attained Nirvana. This moment quickly passes when Rudy Gay happens to glance at the opposing team’s basket, and his undeniable primal urge to throw the ball at the rim takes over once more.

  • Statement

    “Demar has how many assists?”

  • redyraptor

    Is That a Stats sheet I see in the locker room.!!!!

  • Nick Peter Tumbokon

    Trying not to blink ! Everytime i do i get traded !

  • Theo

    “My Vision! It’s finally working! Bwahahaha!”

  • Gerald

    Did you say Jay Z wants to be my agent?

  • Guest

    Give me the ball!!!

  • j1

    give me the ball!!!

  • c_bcm

    I am sooo high right now.

    • ezz_bee

      My favourite

  • Robert Lovell

    ” Don’t squeeze me so HARD my eyes will POP ! “

  • drg

    “Man I told you to feed me the ball”

  • Alex Vostrikov

    ruddy is like a kitten…. chasing the ball with his eyes
    (that’s what happens when you are on the same team with cousins and Thomas)

  • matt

    They run plays here?!!!!

  • drg

    “The Raptors are winning now…”

  • Robert Lovell

    Hey ….”Boing…… !!! ” I got an idea”…..” Let me go one on one !”

  • Vince&T-Mac

    No stat sheets in the locker room post game. You got me?!

  • northof40

    “Webber was right?!? Ain’t no soul food in Sac-town???”

  • lewro

    1) “The Lakers didn’t refund my tickets!”
    or
    2) “It also means happy!”

  • lewro

    No i will not make out with you brian colangelo. you got boro-phyll man talking about god knows what and brian colangelo is trying to make out with me. i’m here to learn people!

  • lewro

    I’m not a franchise player!?

  • lewro

    I never knew why they called him boogie until i dropped the soap
    #welcometosac-town

  • lewro

    winner is determined by most entries in a row, right?

  • lewro

    What do you mean it is supposed to go in? You’re supposed to get it a close as you can, without going in getting it in, as many times as you can and keep it away from everyone else at all times. look it up naismith!

  • lewro

    there’s no team in I!

  • lewro

    lewro didn’t win rap of the week! his genius is worth twice my paycheque

  • swade

    you actually thought id score……….. clearly Sacramento did muahahahah

  • lewro

    “Not worth the mid-level exception!”

  • lewro

    No, you’re an over-rated, over-paid ball hog, with poor vision, passing, and shooting, making everyone around you worse, while half-assing it on defence!

  • lewro

    I’m way better than LeBron!

  • lewro

    Pizza Hut and Taco Bell!?

    • ezz_bee

      Honrary mention

  • lewro

    I’m blind!

  • Tim Ngo

    “I left my bricks in Toronto. I really love those things. Maybe I should call Kyle. What do you mean he’s in New York?”

  • lewro

    Damn! I thought Rob Ford’s hook up in T-Dot was tight, this Cali shit is cra-cra!

  • Tim Ngo

    “I forgot to pack my bricks. I really love those things I should call Kyle and ask him to bring them when we face the Raps. What do you mean he’s in New York? What’s he doing there? Cheating on me with another high volume shooter ehh?!?”

  • lewro

    Meee-stow Spaawr-kllee
    (there’s your answer fishbulb)

  • Stahmenah

    “Like my Walking Dead impersonation?” Had eye surgery so I could do this? What do you think? Did I pull it off?

  • Rey F

    The return of the locker room stat sheet

  • Louvens Remy

    What the **** is a Jonas Valanciunas??

  • delman21

    What!!! Shaq is part owner here, you mean I can be held responsible

  • J Kleyn

    ?wholy…shit…did I just score?”

  • Mystic

    19 million! That’s how much i’m overpaid? – Coach Uh ya Rudy and your underachieving just Look at your stats.

  • Sportsfan_11

    19 Million! Your kidding, that’s how much these fools overpay me? – Coach – Um yes Rudy your overpaid to underachieve! Did you take good look at your stat sheet lately?

  • lewro

    The opthamologist charged me $19 million to look this!? He’s almost as over-paid as I am!

  • lewro

    I thought the Generals were due!

  • lewro

    The Kings fans are actually cheering for me because they think I am a good player!?

  • lewro

    rudy sees a kings fan holding a sign that reads:
    gay loves sac

  • lewro

    This is the last time i agree to be a drug mule

  • lewro

    they’ll never find the stats up my ass!

  • lewro

    lewro thinks he can post more comments than i can jack shots – game on!

  • lewro

    my real name is barry!? that means im barry gay

  • elkabong

    You do realize that i am the closer don’t you?

  • John Pinsky

    So that’s what happens when I don’t pass Cousins the ball…

  • John Pinsky

    “Wait… hold up! You’re telling me that if I take a few steps back, I get 3 points instead of 2? How come no one’s ever told me about this before!?”
    Replies every coach he’s ever had: “I tried, but you kept telling me that stats don’t matter! “

  • lewro

    Flagrant contract foul!?

  • Harry

    what you mean pass …….

  • nightshift

    ” CANT BELIEVE I ONLY TOOK 26 SHOTS THIS QUARTER!! ARE YALL NUTS!”

  • Peekorico

    Oops I shat myself…. I just made a shot!

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