Write a caption for this hilarious photo of Rudy Gay! Winner gets the Rap of the Week.

My take: ‘”I…might have gotten the wrong type of eye surgery”

H/T: Photo courtesy of TheScore

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119 Responses to “Caption Contest! (featuring Rudy Gay)”

    • lolwut

      best one by far, i literally died of laughter……alksdjflajsdfoiwejnvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

  1. TheSpiceTyrant

    Yeah I saw you Boogie but my shots gonna fall… C’mon man put that down! Waaaahhhh?

  2. hotshot

    You mean to tell me there isn’t a single Tim Hortons in all of Sacramento???!! noooooooooooooo

  3. Matteemo

    Upon seeing that the Raps have gone 3 and 1 without him, Rudy thinks to himself “maybe it WAS me…?”

  4. killacon

    “Oh god, it wasn’t the exchange rate on the rims at the ACC. I really can’t shoot!”

  5. Birdman

    The caption comes from Demarcus Cousins:

    “Shoot the ball one more time mafucka, I dare you”

  6. Richard Garcia

    Darkness falls across the land
    The midnight hour is close at hand
    Creatures crawl in search of blood
    To terrorize your neighbourhood

  7. M1GO

    Let me get this straight… I have to pass to get an assist?!?! Why would I wanna do that? It’s not called ‘assistball’.

  8. SR

    The coach just yelled at Rudy Gay to swing the ball. Right now his mind is completely blank. He has no framework by which to process this request. No points of reference. No way to relate. He’s never heard of such a thing before. Unintentionally, Rudy Gay just achieved a complete state of zen. By emptying his mind of all present thoughts, he has attained Nirvana. This moment quickly passes when Rudy Gay happens to glance at the opposing team’s basket, and his undeniable primal urge to throw the ball at the rim takes over once more.

  9. Alex Vostrikov

    ruddy is like a kitten…. chasing the ball with his eyes
    (that’s what happens when you are on the same team with cousins and Thomas)

  10. lewro

    No i will not make out with you brian colangelo. you got boro-phyll man talking about god knows what and brian colangelo is trying to make out with me. i’m here to learn people!

  11. lewro

    What do you mean it is supposed to go in? You’re supposed to get it a close as you can, without going in getting it in, as many times as you can and keep it away from everyone else at all times. look it up naismith!

  12. lewro

    No, you’re an over-rated, over-paid ball hog, with poor vision, passing, and shooting, making everyone around you worse, while half-assing it on defence!

  13. Tim Ngo

    “I left my bricks in Toronto. I really love those things. Maybe I should call Kyle. What do you mean he’s in New York?”

  14. Tim Ngo

    “I forgot to pack my bricks. I really love those things I should call Kyle and ask him to bring them when we face the Raps. What do you mean he’s in New York? What’s he doing there? Cheating on me with another high volume shooter ehh?!?”

  15. Stahmenah

    “Like my Walking Dead impersonation?” Had eye surgery so I could do this? What do you think? Did I pull it off?

  16. Mystic

    19 million! That’s how much i’m overpaid? – Coach Uh ya Rudy and your underachieving just Look at your stats.

  17. Sportsfan_11

    19 Million! Your kidding, that’s how much these fools overpay me? – Coach – Um yes Rudy your overpaid to underachieve! Did you take good look at your stat sheet lately?

  18. lewro

    The opthamologist charged me $19 million to look this!? He’s almost as over-paid as I am!

  19. John Pinsky

    “Wait… hold up! You’re telling me that if I take a few steps back, I get 3 points instead of 2? How come no one’s ever told me about this before!?”
    Replies every coach he’s ever had: “I tried, but you kept telling me that stats don’t matter! “



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