AltRaps

LINing the birdcage tomorrow will be some tacky headlines. Raptors lead most of the way, but Lin hits a 3 with .5 left and the Knicks win 90-87. We drop to 9-21.

Peaks and valleys all over this game. Lakers pull out a heartbreaker 94-92, dropping us to 9-20.

Arsenalist is the guy you see running up and down Yonge Street with a Raps flag and an air horn. The Raptors beat the Celtics 86-74 and lift their record to 9-19. 3.5 out of a playoff spot.

Bucks Better Ballers as they win 105-99, punting us down to 8-19. Sausages.

We sucked more than the new Madonna single for 3.25 quarters, came back, tied it, then were let down by some goof from Scarborough. Wizards win 111-108 in overtime as we stumble to 8-18.

Hung tough, fought hard, we are the Rocky of the NBA. Except we lose. Heat win 95-89 and we drop to 8-17.

Free pizza, a blowout, and Amir has returned from his time as a heel. 106-89 Raptors as we climb to 8-16. Remember, dips cost extra.

Somebody check on Arsenalist and his home. It's the one with the holes in the walls downtown. Celtics win (hahah, that's kind) 100-64 and the Raptors fall to 7-16.

TMac mocks our anthem, then plays like it's 10 years ago. Joe Johnson's win 100-77 as we are left to lick our wounds as we fall to 7-15.

Our boys played like they wanted to get the stench of Snooki off them. Raps win 94-73 and we are now 7-14.