Roll Call – Nov 21 vs Nets

The “isn’t this booing getting old” edition. Adams – booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. “Let’s Go Raptors! Hey Bryan…Nice Pickup!!” Bargnani – fantastic game doing a great job of exploiting mismatches. A few hiccups on the defensive end, but they were offset by sweet looks and a great effort. Horrible brainfart on the inbounds play in the fourth, though. ... Read more

Roll Call – Nov 19 vs Heat

The “well at least we didn’t sustain any injuries” edition. Adams – I hope to God they add one of his game-worn jerseys to the Raptors online charity auction this year. At least the winner knows they will be getting something that is like-new. Bargnani – not often this can be said about Bargs: he ... Read more

Roll Call – Nov 18 vs Magic

The “we aren’t a team, we are a bakery” edition. Adams – this guy is the epitome of CoLiarAngelo’s reign here in Toronto. Amounts to nothing, taking up (cap) space, and is about as fun to watch as a sloth. Of course I made that last part up since he never sees the light of ... Read more

Roll Call – Nov 16 vs Heat

The “sorry it’s late, but at least I have Bell, a PVR, and didn’t have to watch a pixel fragmented feed you Rogers saps” edition. Adams – A is for An immense waste of money. Who the hell needs to get hurt in order for this stump to see the floor? Hell, the mascot is ... Read more

Roll Call – Nov 12th vs 76ers

The “didn’t somebody say the Sixers are overrated” edition. Adams – remember when you tripped over that little bump in the sidewalk on your way to school? Stubbed your toe and stumbled? You get annoyed wondering what it was doing there……thinking aloud that somebody put it there just to piss you off? Hassan Adams. Bargnani ... Read more

Roll Call – Nov 9th vs Bobcats

The “who is that chubby guy in black with one earring sitting on the Cats bench” edition. Adams – a cabbagepatch kid. it just occurred to me that we have spent some of our cap space on a Cabbage Patch Kid. Sweet. Bargnani – the trade-talk continues to swirl around him amongst the interwebs. I ... Read more

Roll Call – Nov 7 vs Hawks

The “we don’t need no steeeeinkin’ perimeter defense” edition. Adams – he brought something unique to the floor. Nothing. Almost 4 minutes of play and not a tick on the box score. Nothing. All zeroes. Well, –10. This is the job I need. “Scott, come on in and we will pay you to do absolutely ... Read more

Roll Call – Nov 5 vs Pistons

The “what’s that? You are down 3 players? Well we will take it easy on you” edition. Adams – stumpy kept his rightful place nice and warm. You think he even puts his jersey on or do you think he keeps his street clothes on underneath so he can beat the line at Timmy’s? Bargnani ... Read more

Roll Call – Nov 5 vs Pistons

The “what’s that? You are down 3 players? Well we will take it easy on you” edition. Adams – stumpy kept his rightful place nice and warm. You think he even puts his jersey on or do you think he keeps his street clothes on underneath so he can beat the line at Timmy’s? Bargnani ... Read more

Roll Call – Oct 31 vs Warriors

That was one of the best season opening team introductions I have ever seen. Reinforcing the team concept by introducing all players and coaches and then having the starters come out like they were members of the N.W.O.  Kudos to the game ops folks. “Tree Stump” Adams – I swear, if this rugrat sees the ... Read more

Roll Call – Oct 29 vs 76ers

A new season, a new home for roll call, and a Raptors win in what could be a game to decide playoff seeding later on. Sah-weet. Adams – last seen hitting up the ATM at King and Bathurst before heading to “the doctor” Bargnani – not often you’d hear me say this about someone with ... Read more